Froggo was being really annoying, and I accidentaly commented too many periods in a row because I pressed enter too many times. Please unban me, or help me, It wont happen again... I promise I will also treat you with the respect you deserve, dad and stop calling you daddy. Also you can sell my fish organs. Putin banned me, and ehhhh... I don't think it's neccesary. I promise I wont spam again.
The random CAPSLOCK spam matches up with the Cosmo vandalism. Unfortunately, we cannot verify their claim about their sister. I won't take any action on this myself until there is another admin opinion.
Well, you are responsible for your own account, so claims of family members or other people using your account are automatically void considering there's no way to check; action has to be taken on the account regardless of who apparently did it.